[GAME] Silly Questions

[mjohn]

I'll start with a question and the next post will give a stupid answer

ie How do you make a million dollars?

with an office jet printer........



Q: Why does it rain?

[Cubankid219]

confusios say, rain comes when clouds are sad, so dont piss them off or yull be flooded, and you lucky numbers are 5, 7, 36, 52, and 9 :)

the question:

were do babies come from?

[Armybrat08]

well, when you mix peanut butter with pickles, it makes this odd formula in the stomach and becomes a baby.

why aren't you mexican? (i've actually been asked this by a stranger)

[Cubankid219]

because im not wearing the sumbrero at the moment!

what happens to comic heroes after your done reading?

and you have been asked that by a stranger? wow.....

[Tompie913]

They move on, become part of society, begin to reintegrate. But they'll always be haunted by the memories of their experiences, some scarred beyond repair.

Why don't boats have nutrition facts on them?

[Cubankid219]

because if they did every one would be eating boats, and that would ruin scociety...no baots cause they have all been eaten, and no other foods cause they have all been run out of buissness...

why shouldnt you run up a wall while being chased by a black panther?

[mjohn]

because the panther will ruin the paint

Why is the dark scary?

[Tompie913]

Because you're a coward

Why don't clouds pay taxes?

[Cubankid219]

because the panther will ruin the paint

Why is the dark scary?

darkness is the most primordial fear, and its not nessecerily the darkness, its what could be hiding in it. or it could be a sign of weakness that the people are scared of, when your in the dark you cant see, many people are scared of that helplessness.....so either one your born with.


clouds do pay taxes, but not in cash, in rain :)

how is sunshine made?

[T.A.G.]

when the sun dosent feel depressed so it comes out.

Why cant umpalompas jump?

[Tompie913]

Because Chuck Norris said so

Why don't dogs speak Swahili?

[Armybrat08]

Because they'd rather speak English.

What did SK say to Santa?


because im not wearing the sumbrero at the moment!

what happens to comic heroes after your done reading?

and you have been asked that by a stranger? wow.....

Yeah, my sister and I were at church and this guy came up to us.
Guy: Are you guys Mexican?
Us: No.
Guy: Why not?

[mjohn]

questi0n

[Tompie913]

????

Why can't cows run for president?

[T.A.G.]

because their COWards

What did the blind man say to the aircleaner.

[Tompie913]

"Anti-Grav products are great!"

Why weren't bananas used in WWII?

[T.A.G.]

Because yellow is a feminine color.

Is the bunny on the moon lonely.

[Hibbert]

nope.. cuz it died a LONG time ago...

Why is there always snow somewhere in canada?!

[CSM.Scott]

Cause its always Freakin Cold there and rains all the Time!!!!!!!! :P Shew


Why did God Crate Cops?????

[CrossF!r3]

He figured that iraq needed them more than we did.

Whats a good puppy?

[monkey_sniper24]

yogi the bear

why is tompie obsessed with anti grav products?

[Tompie913]

Because I want to make money

Why can't kittens join the fire department?

[monkey_sniper24]

because cats SUCK!

why is it november 11?

[mjohn]

because its not november 10

Why will Tom be asking me for business advice?

[T.A.G.]

because you cut a deal with him on the corner of 5th and 2nd steet.( i have no ideal were that is)

Why are mexican cats mean

[mjohn]

because they are jealous of the taco bell dog

Why is tom covering up the Jorslu "Event"?

[Cubankid219]

because hes too busy on the phone(trust me, hes right next to me talking on the phone every time i look over...) and hes paying tom to stall for a while!!!

why is a hot dog considered technology?

and yes a hot dog is considered technology....scary thought isnt it :)

[mjohn]

you just said so

Why is Anti Grav a dirty company?

[Tompie913]

It isn't!


because they are jealous of the taco bell dog

Why is tom covering up the Jorslu "Event"?

I'm not, it happened, I destroyed them! Mwahahahahahaha!!!

[Cubankid219]

anti-grave is a dirty comp. because of tompie.

my question again, which was not answered, its why a hot dog is considered technology, not is it considered technology.

why is a hotdog considered technology

[Tompie913]

Because Anti-Grav made a version of it. And how dare you say I and my company are dirty! You will die!!!! Alalalalalalalalalalalalalah!!!

[Cubankid219]

ha try me, youll have no connection to life and will be wiped from the face of the earth, making it seem like you were never there. and yes i can make it happen.

remember im the puppet master :)
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
and i have a bunny
++++(\_/)++++
++++('-' )++++
+++(")_(")+++

[mjohn]

and tom's company will fall muhahahaha oh yeah btw, I have phenomia or however you spellit thats why u havent seen me tom

[Tompie913]

Pneumonia, hah got it right on the first try too.

Back to questions: Why aren't trees protected by the Second Amendment (Right to bear arms)?

[Cubankid219]

they are, you just have to read the fine print

where do babies come from....

[Tompie913]

Idaho

Why don't clouds have names? Examples: John, Rob, Scott

[Cubankid219]

because their too small to name, (just likie puppies you wait a week untill you see how the puppy acts to give it a proper name), but hurricanes get named, cause they have grown to show their true colors.....

why do the elmers cookie elfs make enemies?

[Tompie913]

Because John Kerry isn't president

Why does French Onion Soup have bread in it?

[Cubankid219]

because the french's mustach tells them to put it in

what is better than chuck norris? and yes you have to name somthing, you cant say nothing.

[mjohn]

the death star


why is the sky blue?

God went to Penn State :)


Why is grass green?

[Cubankid219]

because the little old guy who lives next to you waters it while your at school or work :)

what hapened to the buggy man after he ran out of buissness?

[Tompie913]

He died.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Cubankid219]

i would say about half an acre of forest........

what would you do if i gave you three wishes and told you to use them in an outrages manner?

[mjohn]

I would not use them at all

What do you want for christmas?

[hcky33]

A cookie

What would you buy if you could buy anything?

[Tompie913]

Anti-Grav Everything

Why don't bombs taste like chicken?

[mjohn]

because it wouldnt pay off?

Why is it?

[Tompie913]

Because it is.

Why can't marmosets run for President? (He'd have this year's competition beat)

[hcky33]

Why can't marmosets run for President? --> cause they have to be 35 :D

Why are teachers boring?

[Tompie913]

Not all are, just ones who's last names start with a Mc and end with a Keever

Do you know the Muffin Man?

[hcky33]

Of course not :D

What is the best type of cookie?

[Silent Knight]

Green Bean Cookie

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

[hcky33]

Cause you were chasing him SK :D

Why is english (class) so boring?

[b4dboyz]

Because you make it boring.

Why is the kid in my avatar so awesomely manly?

[hcky33]

He doesn't

Are History teachers really smart, or do they read out of a book?

[CrossF!r3]

He doesn't

Are History teachers really smart, or do they read out of a book?

Neither. They pull random stuff out of their ***es and try to teach it.

What is the point of the government?

[b4dboyz]

To maintain social order. :) ( SAT questions ftw :cool: )

Why are goldfish an inferior species?

[Tompie913]

Because of Saddam Hussein

Why doesn't the apple fall far from the tree?

[Stk]

because it is round.

Why is it round (the apple) ?

[Tompie913]

Because of cable television.

Why don't billboards have a social security number?

[T.A.G.]

because Chuck Noris wont allow them to.

Why cant Shredders watch TV?

[Tompie913]

Because good is dumb.

Who/what are Shredders?

[CrossF!r3]

People who lift weights.

Whats wrong with blacklight?

[Tompie913]

Nothing

Why don't the Golpfs go to war with the Moovakhavenshafendornemshorkends?

[Cubankid219]

because by the second ammendment, their not allowed to go to war with aliens

[Tompie913]

You forgot to ask another question

Why don't I have a million dollars?

[T.A.G.]

Because its scared it will be shreaded by your carpet on thanksgiving.

[Tompie913]

Ask a question!

Why aren't bananas blue.

[hcky33]

cause u are

Why is school so STUPID?

[Tompie913]

Because it's smart

Why do I suck at games?