The Gravity Suit Saga

[mjohn]

This is the first prototype


http://upload7.postimage.org/577770/Pic_122445.jpg (http://upload7.postimage.org/577770/photo_hosting.html)


now the same exact suit but texan wears it (notice i'm already gunned down :x )
originally tested on 2.3 but he pullled it out of the closet for 2.8.1


http://upload7.postimage.org/577781/works.jpg (http://upload7.postimage.org/577781/photo_hosting.html)

[Tompie913]

For more products, visit the AntiGrav(DOW: PWN) Website (http://www.antigrav.com/)
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/15/antigravadjh8.png

[Silent Knight]

Ya, you guys need help.

Love the side effects though

[mjohn]

jeez...........................

[TeXaN_07]

wow i got a sponsor!! !!!!OYE!!!! does my butt really look that big :(?...

[mjohn]

tom you jerk! i bought that thing at the K-mart ( i had a coupon) and there wasnt any directions in english in it! then i pressed ONIDEO and it said "PWNED BY TOM"! and blew up

[Tompie913]

Thats because the people in our Chinese sweatshops don't know how to write English, so they used 12th Century Canto-Mandarin Chinese. Anti-Grav Inc.© is, however, proud to announce its new project, the Invisibility Suit:
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6830/invisibilitysuitadmn7.png
And we have created a new charity program, in which 7 billionths of every profit generated by on Anti-Grav Suit is given to charity, which comes to 0.0099999285714285714285714285714286ths of a dollar for every suit sold.
Btw, how did you get a $70 Million K-Mart coupon?

[mjohn]

http://upload8.postimage.org/212915/antigrav.jpg (http://upload8.postimage.org/212915/photo_hosting.html)



made it quick so don't complain[/img]

[TeXaN_07]

ooh good stuff finally i can get some respect around here, hey its just for AA but at least its something [stupid football scholarships!]

[Tompie913]

We are proud to announce the new Patented Anti-Grav© De-Bannerizer
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6624/debannerizernl4.png
Buy Now!!!!!!!!!!!

[mjohn]

that looks like a thing form he 2x hockey sticks

[Blkbullet]

i want one PLZ !!!

[Tompie913]

Ok, thats $67 Million + Tax, how much is tax where you live?

[Tompie913]

Now, perhaps our most anticipated product ever, Lag-Away Spray!
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4125/lagawayxq2.png
Buy Now!!!!!!!

[T.A.G.]

lame and old!

[mjohn]

what happens if i eat it? get it in my eyes ?


do I induce vomiting?

[Tompie913]

what happens if i eat it? get it in my eyes ?
You die. And you're an idiot


do I induce vomiting?
That's irrelevant, I don't know if you do or not, but I hope you don't. Unless you mean "does it induce vomiting?" In that case, no, you can't vomit if your dead.

[Blkbullet]

IT ALSO WORKS ON GUNZ!!!

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8135/gunz003ik5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jorslu]

wow.......lag away spray!
I wish I had some!!!

[Kratos]

dont we all....just look at that price tag though ><

[Jorslu]

That's nothing for Bill Gates!

[Tompie913]

Mjohn can get you a $70 million K-Mart coupon, one of the retail stores which sell Anti-Grav© Inc. products.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/2977/antigravretailersaw8.png
Products purchased at Dollar Tree are payed in numerous payments of one dollar. We also have a similar monthly payment system. For example, a Gravity Suit can be payed at $100 per month, for 7-hundred-thousand months, and the customer may not die until all money is payed.

[mjohn]

products avaiable at any of these fine retailers
add target sears and JC Penny

[Tompie913]

Contracts signed with Target and Sears, not JC Penney, they insulted my honor, and must die.

[TeXaN_07]

For China They Must DIe!!!! [in the words of sexi pants, also craZe, and Crazy pants, but we all know him as Almost Crazy :D]

[Squirrel Kill]

You crazy kids and your copy rite infringement.

[Jorslu]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Jorslu/lagawayxq2.png
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Jorslu/invisibilitysuitadmn7.png
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Jorslu/debannerizernl4.png
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b240/Jorslu/antigravadjh8.png

Wow that was fun!

Buy my stuff its better!

[Blkbullet]

no its gheyer u just jocked off some ones stuff not cool..

[Tompie913]

This is the glory of my army!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cInk-q0_g-w
The day is mine, Jorslu!

[Jorslu]

............darn........If only it wasn't for that meddling BlkBullet

[Tompie913]

Doh! Obviously you weren't there at the time of the explosion. Well at least your building has been reduced to a little pile of, well, nothing

[Jorslu]

This is the glory of my army! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cInk-q0_g-w)
The day is mine, Jorslu!

WHAT THE!
MY INCORPORATION!
WHAT THE EFF!


.....Tompie that was awesome!! I am going to build another INC. at the same place!

[Tompie913]

Anti-Grav© Inc. is proud to present the Bullet proof suit! We've been working long and hard to find the simplest and cheapest bullet proof material, and the result is our cheapest product ever:
http://lonestarclan.com/vBulletin/imagehosting/446d81cc5db717.png
Buy Now!!!









Shipping and handling cost: $354000000.99

[almost_crazy]

......why do you people have to be crazier than me?

[Silent Knight]

Cause your not crazy yet, and they are.

[Tompie913]

The new Anti-Grav© Armory (http://www.geocities.com/thomas_pietryka/antigravarmory.html?1189389201234) is here!

[mjohn]

wow sad

[Tompie913]

We have released our first product in a series which we hope will revolutionize the modern kitchen, the Nuclear Toaster. Although it doesn't look like much, it prepares toast up to 950 times faster than conventional toasters
http://lonestarclan.com/vBulletin/imagehosting/446fc621c37ada.png
The price was too steep for Bill Gates even, so save up!
Also, I know that it says "inly", thats what happens when you have the Chinese type for you

[Tompie913]

New product, bu.., well, you know the rest
http://lonestarclan.com/vBulletin/imagehosting/4472bd802e4521.png

[monkey_sniper24]

yeah i want some butter that doesnt have gravity

[Squirrel Kill]

I hear you monkey. I'm so tired of buttering my toast then picking it up with all that added weight from the butter. It's exhausting, this is the grates thing since batter blaster.

[T.A.G.]

lmao

[monkey_sniper24]

I hear you monkey. I'm so tired of buttering my toast then picking it up with all that added weight from the butter. It's exhausting, this is the grates thing since batter blaster.


Wow batter blaster lol

[T.A.G.]

WOW = stupid game.

[monkey_sniper24]

lol wow is a stupid game

i think anti grav toast should be next

[Cubankid219]

i think make everything anti grave, and make every thing smart, that way we dont have to do any work, it doese it itself

[mjohn]

I'm going to market all the ainti grav things genericly

muhahaha

[Tompie913]

Need I remind you what happened to Jorslu?

And Cuban, my next product will be Anti-Grav© Everything! Brilliant!

[Tompie913]

And here it is:
http://lonestarclan.com/vBulletin/imagehosting/447325688a4b24.png

[Cubankid219]

nice :)

[mjohn]

O_o